wavecapwarfare:

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

(Source: candlerave)

physticuffs:

my attitude toward far too many things is, “i’m a sciencer, i can figure this out”

unfortunately, it turns out that eggplant has never heard of this philosophy and also hates me personally

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

zodiacsociety:

liztheanimator123:

Positive Traits of The Sun Signs

Aries: Active, Enthusiastic, Optimistic, Honest, Outgoing, Spontaneous, Daring, Energetic, Fiery, and Frank

Taurus: Patient, Caring, Persistent, Tough, Focused, Realistic, Steady, Loyal, Loving, and Reliable

Gemini: Talkative, Social, Expressive, Lively, Adaptable, Humorous, Playful, Clever, Curious, and Whimsical

Cancer: Emotional, Sentimental, Honest, Optimistic, Sensitive, Loyal, Caring, Adaptable, Nice, and Tender

Leo: Proud, Determined, Confident, Loyal, Generous, Creative, Enthusiastic, Charismatic, Headstrong, Responsible, and Cheerful

Virgo: Analytical, Intelligent, Sensible, Modest, Logical, Optimistic, Tidy, Organized, Diligent, and Honest

Libra: Outgoing, Optimistic, Positive, Creative, Charming, Forgiving, Carefree, Energetic, Fun Loving, and Sociable

Scorpio: Intuitive, Assertive, Resourceful, Tough, Passionate, Creative, Loyal, Ambitious, Intelligent, and Loving

Sagittarius: Optimistic, Honest, Outgoing, Spontaneous, Fiery, Bubbly, Sweet, Energetic, Likeable, and Loves Traveling

Capricorn: Responsible, Hardworking, Patient, Focused, Cautious, Persistent, Willful, Resourceful, Ambitious, and Realistic

Aquarius: Unique, Intellectual, Independent, Original, Witty, Likeable, Friendly, Creative, Optimistic, and Sociable

Pisces: Imaginative, Romantic, Loving, Caring, Intuitive, Emotional, Sensitive, Compassionate, Artistic, and Selfless

yass

tonyhawks-armenianwasteland:

biprincepeach:

brokenblackcatskulls:

silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

dead-mall-commune:

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

funereal-disease:

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

classicmeevs:

classicmeevs:

Teeblespoon

just say it out loud at least once before you knock this post

(Source: classicmeevs)